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If you came here from my home page then you arrived here expecting, and I quote, "endless joy and happyness". I was going to Rickroll you but thought that would be too cliched, and I thought a jar of Marmite might be more offensive. Or maybe more enjoyable, if you're Marmite inclined. (It has to be spread very thinly, and on brown toast).

This page and this page has no association with Marmite, before you ask. Its just one of the most random things I could think of at this moment in time. Instead its about other stuff. For example:

• My favourite way of making myself sick is probably sphering. Its extremely bad for the health really, but its good fun. Except when you crash into things, which almost never happens.
• I'm a huge fan of cognac. A good cognac is what keeps me alive some times, and that beautiful sensation of it rolling down your throat is something to savour.
• My Canon DSLR is probably the most precious thing I own. I love it to bits, more than any other device. Long weekends spent in the country taking photos of falling down buildings or broken down tractors are what you might call a passion of mine.
• Ever since the launch of Blu-Ray DVDs I haven't really been able to look back on a world of normal film any more. My DVD collection is now consigned to my attic and will remain there. The sad thing is that I'm spending horrendous amounts of money on films that I've already bought about four times before in different formats. But its worth it, believe me!
• I've recently got into the habit of buying expired domains for the purpose of search engine optimisation. I'm not sure how successful this will be yet, but we'll find out soon enough. Expired domains are awesome because they already have plenty of link juice, instead of having to build it all up from scratch again.

There! I'm sure that was more than you ever wanted to know about me. And probably did nothing to make up for the marmite situation. But you never know.